hi, i exist

stupid, worthless, no good, god damn free loading son of a bitch, retarded, big mouth, know it all asshole jerk

claudiagray:

In which Jimmy Fallon nails it. 

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amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

(via paramoreclique)

canissiriusmajor:

we went to the science museum in London yesterday and there’s a floor titled “who am I?” and they had a really cool section on sex and gender and BMO from adventure time was in one of the displays which I thought was p cool

canissiriusmajor:

we went to the science museum in London yesterday and there’s a floor titled “who am I?” and they had a really cool section on sex and gender and BMO from adventure time was in one of the displays which I thought was p cool

(via fucktearseatpizza)

eleanordegeneres:

remember the time they did zayn bogus

jamiasluckyvagina:

THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THIS GODDAMNED VIDEO IS THAT I COULD WATCH LITTLE SNIPPETS OF HELENA AND IM NOT OKAY AND WTTBP IN A RESOLUTION BETTER THAN FUCKING 144P

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thenaebyrd777:

onewordtest:

Oh well okay then

Good job Disney channel

WOOO HOOO!!!!!!!

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youchangedtherules:

Saw these on facebook and they’re too good not to post.

tmz:

Makes you wonder … 

tmz:

Makes you wonder …